Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

May 18, 2009 Our 12th year of service to Montana
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Happy Syttende Mai - (Norwegian Independence Day

Bad Joke Monday
Church Sign - Adam blamed Eve - Eve blamed the snake and
the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
Church Sign - All Services Are Different, We Leave The Repeats To TV

Instructions For Life
Beware lest we mistake our prejudices for our convictions. Harry A. Ironside

Lonnie Lonnquist - Motivation, Sales & Service Seminars

        From Out Of The Past
Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.

When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free,
the keys are in the opposite pocket.

       Thoughts While Celebrating Syttende Mai
Youth longs and manhood strives, but age remembers. Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it,
as well as contributing to the need for it. Alfred Hitchcock

Once the game is over,
the King and the pawn go back in the same box. Italian Proverb

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. Jimmy Buffett

It has been said that man is a rational animal.
All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
                                                                     Bertrand Russell

Printer Jams
Over heard at the water cooler
He has a PBS mind in an MTV world.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Quote Of The Week
A sanctified heart is better than a silver tongue. Thomas Brooks

Make Montana Your Home Page

Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
You have the Midas touch.
Everything you touch turns into a muffler.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com

       Good Service Tip Of The Week
A prudent man will think more important what fate has conceded to
him, than what it has denied. Baltasar Gracian

We Do Websites, Call us at 406-495-9554 Fortune@MtSky.com

Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

        Classics From The Capital City
The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when you
have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second, which
comes with a sort of mastery.                   Janet Erskine Stuart

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. Thomas A. Edison

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. Christopher Morley

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire
on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. Samuel Butler

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later
if there is time enough. George Bernard Shaw

The height of your accomplishments
will equal the depth of your convictions. William F. Scolavino

Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far. Euripides

           Want something better for the kids?
          Western Family TV has it. Channel 34
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                   Proverbs 10:19
In the multitude of words sin is not lacking,
but he who restrains his lips is wise.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

DNA is the abbreviation for Deoxyribonucleic Acid.

If all the DNA in one cell was stretched out, it would be 6.5 ft long.
Since there are almost 100 trillion cells in the human body,
the total length of DNA is about 93 billion miles.

         Oh Well It’s Monday
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
                                                                               Dave Barry
To err is human, but screwing up things royally requires a computer.

     The Writer's Block
Why is a good writer like a criminal?
Because they both prefer short sentences. Richard Crasta

     101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

Fortune Cookie(s)
You have a conscience that is a gift of God.

Flattery is all right--if you do not inhale.

                   Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!
             Everything you need to know about Montana Roads.

The Final Word From Treebranch
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies,
jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears.   Glenn Clark

Money does not talk. It just goes without saying.

The real glory is being knocked to your knees and then coming back.
That's real glory. That's the essence of it. Vince Lombardi

The important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part.
The essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.
Baron de Coubertin, The Olympic Creed

Nothing is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price,
you can get it done. Mike Ditka

Motivation CD - Fantastic Morning By Del Lonnquist

Morning Coffee Jig Saw Puzzle
Puzzles For Kids (Adults too) | Literature Trivia Games

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Liberal
Air America
Democracy Now
Pro Publica

Conservative
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Bill O'Reilly
Michael Savage
World Net Daily

Good Web Sites
Fort Peck Boomtowns
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy
Written By Jas
Chemo Heads .com
JCTV Ch 34
JoniRodgers.com
YNOP Radio
Need Him? * The Bible
Western Family TV Group

Good Local Sites
Aaron's Log Furniture

Abbey Carpet

Steve Skains Flooring

Advanced Spinal Fitness

Amsoil Products

Bob Pancich PrePaid
Legal Service

Campfire Culture
Roland Cheek

BestBuyBooks

Cowboy Poet Mike Logan

Deer-D-Fence

H & H Trikes Inc

Greenway Enterprises

Judd Accounting Service

Tizer Gardens

Northwest Trikes & Sidecars

ShipGooder
Shipping Calculator

101 Local, State &
National News
& Information Sources

AARP Drivers Safety
Classes In Montana
Get a discount on your
auto insurance - Drive Safely

Motivation CD -
Fantastic Morning
By Del Lonnquist

Blogs of Montana

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Northwest Trikes
Trikeit
TizerGardens.com
GreenwayEnterprises

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