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May 4, 2009
Our 12th year of service to Montana
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THANKS LEGISLATORS - GREAT JOB!
Bad Joke Monday
Life is just downtime between Mail packets.
***
Life's too short for bad coffee.
Kissing:
Putting your honey where your mouth is.
Instructions
For Life
What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he
has, or how he is regarded by others. Arthur Schopenhauer
Lonnie Lonnquist
- Motivation, Sales & Service Seminars
From Out Of
The Past
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. Ann Landers,
born 1918
Light travels faster than
sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
***
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your
house." George Carlin
Thoughts
While Watching Snow Fall
Self-respect is the root of discipline: The sense of dignity
grows
with the ability to say no to oneself. Abraham Joshua Heschel
1907-1972
Instead of always harping on a man's
faults, tell him of his virtues.
Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits. Hold up to him his
better self, his real self that can dare and do and win out. Eleanor
Porter
If you want to know what a man is
really like, take notice how he
acts when he loses money.
It is better to wear out one's shoes
than one's sheets.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! Jonathan
Winters
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous
circumstances, would have lain dormant. Horace (65-8 BC)
Roman Poet
An army of sheep led by a lion
would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. Arab proverb
Printer Jams
Computer Bumper Snickers
Don't make me use uppercase.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.
Quote
Of The Week
Any person capable of angering you becomes your master; he
can anger
you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him. Epictetus
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
The best vitamin for making friends: B1.
"A word to the wise is unnecessary.
Q. What does a reindeer say before telling you a bad joke?
A. "This will sleigh you."
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: www.JCTVonline.com
This youth oriented Christian television organization headquartered in
Helena, Montana operates stations from Montana to Missouri and
overseas in American Samoa.
KJJC - TV34 - Helena, Montana, KJCW
- TV29 - Sheridan, Wyoming,
KJCX-TV40
- Bozeman, Montana, KJCZ-TV48
- Billings, Montana,
KJCP-TV38
- Pago Pago, American Samoa,
Under construction - JCJ-TV20
- Joplin, Mo - KJCA-TV40
- Chanute, Ks.
 Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Unswerving loyalty to duty, constant devotion to truth, and a clear
conscience will overcome every discouragement and surely lead the way
to usefulness and high achievement. Grover Cleveland
We Do Websites, Call
us at 406-495-9554 Fortune@MtSky.com
Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is
play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lie
happiness. Gelett Burgess
I'm not happy, I'm cheerful. There's a difference. A happy woman has
no cares at all. A cheerful woman has cares but has learned how to
deal with them. Beverly Sills
Want
something better for the kids?
Western
Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
At the higher levels of sound, human beings can hear
sounds up to
20,000 cycles per second, dogs can manage up to 40,000 cycles per
second,
and cats can hear up to 100,000 cycles per second.
***
The first letters of the months
July through November, in order, spell the name JASON.
Oh Well It’s Monday
What makes life 100%?
Well, If ...
A B C D E F G H I J K
L M N O P Q
R S T U V W X Y
Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 = 100%
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only
And
K N O W L E D
G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only
But,
A T T I T U D
E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
The Writer's Block
Wisdom comes alone through suffering. Aeschylus 525-456 BC
Happiness is mostly a by-product
of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. Dr. Benjamin Spock
Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly,
one-directionally, without regret or reservation. William H.
Sheldon
101
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Humanity is on the march, earth itself is left behind. David
Ehrenfeld
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The
Final Word From Treebranch
Those who, relying upon themselves only, not looking for assistance to
anyone besides themselves, it is they who will reach the top-most
height.
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and
the whole world will be clean. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. Henry
Ford
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Morning By Del Lonnquist
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