Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Bad Joke Monday
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around)

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Instructions For Life
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become
uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity. Dr. O. A. Battista

Lonnie Lonnquist - Motivation, Sales & Service Seminars

TWEET of the WEEK
Patience is counting down without blasting off.

Send in your best Tweet of the Week - We'll use it here

Pennyman - Economic Terrorist - is a novel about a Montana talk show host who has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. He uses pennies to shut down the flow of cash through the discount stores to the International bankers and takes on the Elected Royalty of the United States and the United Nations. Action - Adventure!
Read The First Chapter of Pennyman   -    Visit the Pennyman Home Page

       Thoughts While Planting, Watering and Mowing
Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?   Corrie ten Boom

In war: resolution. In defeat: defiance.
In victory: magnanimity. In peace: goodwill. Sir Winston Churchill

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters
compared to what lies within us. Oliver Wendell Holmes

The tumultuous populace of large cities are ever to be dreaded. George Washington

The first step to getting what you want out of life is this:
Decide what you want. Ben Stein

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.
Henry Ford (1863-1947) American Industrialist

What was hard to bear is sweet to remember. Portuguese proverb

The influence of each human being on others in this life
is a kind of immortality. John Quincy Adams

There is only one real failure in life that is possible, and that is,
not to be true to the best one knows. John Farrar (1945-) Australian Composer

Quote Of The Week
It's no use having a good memory
unless you have something good to remember.

Make Montana Your Home Page

Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Knock knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who?
A Mosquito just bit me on the arm!

The big thing today is computer dating.
If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com

       Good Service Tip Of The Week
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives the rose.

We Do Websites, Call us at 406-495-9554 Fortune@MtSky.com

Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

        Classics From The Capital City
The gem cannot be polished without friction,
nor man perfected without trials. Chinese Proverb

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Henry David Thoreau, naturalist and author (1817-1862)

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend,
an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones, businessman (1887-1929)

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. John Keats

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people
are works of art. Eleanor Roosevelt, diplomat and writer (1884-1962)

           Want something better for the kids?
          Western Family TV has it. Channel 34
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                   Proverbs 24:10
If you falter in times of trouble, how small is your strength!
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous

               Oh Well It’s Monday
        True or False - Test For New Campers
A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish.
A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.

In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.

The guitar of the ageing 60's folk singer
at the next campsite would make excellent kindling.

Effective Jan.1, 09, you will have to enlist
in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.

In an emergency a drawstring from a hood
can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

The Writer's Block
Fortune's wheel never stands still,
the highest point is therefore the most perilous. Maria Edgeworth

Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.

101 Local - Regional - National - World Wide News Links

    Fortune Cookie(s)
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin

                   Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!
             Everything you need to know about Montana Roads.

The Final Word From Treebranch
Fortune gives many too much, but none enough. MARTIAL, Epigrams

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the
happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. Johnathon Swift

"Celebrate each small victory as a great awakening and each
small awakening as a great victory. Alexandra Firestein

If you ever think you are too small to be effective,
you've never been in a tent with a mosquito.

You don't get paid for the hour.
You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn

Did you know that someone who is "pauciloquent"
uses as few words as possible when speaking?

Overheard in a golf course parking lot: Golf is a terrible game. I
hate it. I'm just glad I don't have to play it again until tomorrow.

It's a new age: Freedom of the press now means no-iron clothes.

Motivation CD - Fantastic Morning By Del Lonnquist

Morning Coffee Jig Saw Puzzle
Puzzles For Kids (Adults too) | Literature Trivia Games

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Liberal
Air America
Democracy Now
Pro Publica

Conservative
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Bill O'Reilly
Michael Savage
World Net Daily

Good Web Sites
Fort Peck Boomtowns
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy
Written By Jas
Chemo Heads .com
JCTV Ch 34
JoniRodgers.com
YNOP Radio
Need Him? * The Bible
Western Family TV Group

Good Local Sites
Aaron's Log Furniture

Abbey Carpet

Steve Skains Flooring

Advanced Spinal Fitness

Amsoil Products

Bob Pancich PrePaid
Legal Service

Campfire Culture
Roland Cheek

BestBuyBooks

Cowboy Poet Mike Logan

Deer-D-Fence

H & H Trikes Inc

Greenway Enterprises

Judd Accounting Service

Tizer Gardens

Northwest Trikes & Sidecars

ShipGooder
Shipping Calculator

101 Local, State &
National News
& Information Sources

AARP Drivers Safety
Classes In Montana
Get a discount on your
auto insurance - Drive Safely

Motivation CD -
Fantastic Morning
By Del Lonnquist

Blogs of Montana

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Northwest Trikes
Trikeit
TizerGardens.com
GreenwayEnterprises

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