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June 22, 2009
Our 12th year of service to Montana
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State
Bad Joke Monday
I 'm so nervous I could thread a sewing machine while it's running.
Dear Mayor Smith, Please remove the Deer Crossing
sign up here on Saddle Drive.
Too many deer are being hit by cars and we don't want them to cross here
anymore.
Thank you - Concerned Citizen
Instructions
For Life
Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged,
and tolerant with the weak because at sometime in our lives
we will have been all of these.
Lonnie Lonnquist
- Motivation, Sales & Service Seminars
TWEET of the WEEK
There is no exercise better for the heart
than reaching down and lifting people up. Holmes
Send in your best
Tweet of the Week - We'll use it here
Pennyman - Economic
Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist, is a novel about
a Montana talk show host who has a plan to keep
jobs from going overseas.
He creates a movement with a Manifesto to hand out in discount stores.
We the working people of the United States of America, in solidarity with
our
brothers and sisters around the world, respectfully request that this store
offer for sale only goods and products made in countries:
* Where workers are paid an hourly wage equal
to
the hourly wage paid to employees of this store.
This he believes will help keep jobs in America!
Read The First
Chapter of Pennyman here, or ask
for it at your library.
Thoughts
While Shaving
There is only one real failure in life
and that is, not to be true to the best one knows. Farrar
Liberty
without learning is always in peril;
learning without liberty is always in vain. Kennedy
Save the
world too often, and it will begin to expect it. Eisenhower
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest
good intention. Duguet
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness
from which he emerges
and the infinity in which he is engulfed. Blaise Pascal
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive
forgive and forget;
the wise forgive but do not forget. Thomas Szasz
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his
education too seriously. Kettering
Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
Shelley
Quote
Of The Week
The weak can never forgive.
Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Gandhi
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Health insurance is what
allows people to be ill at ease!
Life is just downtime
between Mail packets.
Life's too short for bad coffee.
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
 Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility
for all your actions.
Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things:
1. Is it true? 2. Is
it kind? 3. Is it necessary?
Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and
silent
we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. George Washington
Although the world is full of suffering,
it is also full of the overcoming of it. Helen Keller
Want
something better for the kids?
Western
Family TV has it. Channel 34
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Proverbs
12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
Oh Well It’s Monday
When a hospital runs out of maternity nurses, they have a
mid-wife crisis.
The Writer's Block
The penalty of success is to be bored
by people who used to snub you. Astor
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don
Marquis
When, unable to find tranquility within ourselves,
it is useless to seek it elsewhere. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Fear not for the future, weep
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What was hard to bear is sweet to remember.
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Final Word From Treebranch
We make war that we may live in peace. Aristotle
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