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Bad Joke Monday
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!
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An attitude is contagious. Is yours worth catching?
Why do people say "tuna
fish?"
They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!"
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and
complain -- and most fools do. Dale Carnegie
Instructions
For Life
We come into this world crying while all around us are smiling.
May
we so live that we go out of this world smiling while
everybody
around us is weeping. Persian proverb
TWEET of the WEEK
Patience is passion tamed. Lyman Abbott
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Thoughts
While Watching for Kids in Yellow Grandstreet Tee Shirts
A play should give you something to think about.
When I see a play and understand it the first time, it can't be much good.
T.S. Eliot
Acting:
An art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. Ralph
Richardson
Better keep yourself clean and
bright; you are the window through
which you must see the world. George Bernard Shaw
Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. Malcolm
Forbe
The vision that you glorify in your mind,
the ideal that you enthrone
in your heart -
this you will build your life by, and this you will
become. James Lane Allen
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Quote
Of The Week
Right actions for the future are the best apologies
for wrong ones in
the past. Tyron Edwards
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded." Yogi Berra
Overheard in a golf
course parking lot: Golf is a terrible game.
I hate it. I'm just glad I don't have to play it again until tomorrow.
It's a new age: Freedom of the press now means no-iron clothes.
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
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Service Tip Of The Week
Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the
20th. J. Andrews
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Pennyman - Economic
Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist, is a novel about
a
Montana talk show host who has a plan to keep
jobs from going overseas.
Classics From The Capital City
Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. Ruth McKenney
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks,
breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun. Mary Lou Cook
It is wonderful to be in on the creation of something, see it used,
and then walk away and smile at it. Lady Bird Johnson
Man is so made that whenever anything fires his soul,
impossibilities
vanish. Jean de la Fontaine
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.
Henry Ford (1863-1947) American Industrialist
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something better for the kids? Western
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Proverbs
10:28
The prospect of the righteous is joy,
but the hopes of the wicked come to nothing.
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Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Lorna - My computer is
exhausted.
Rosario - Why is that?
Lorna - It had a hard drive.
Two parrots
sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "Can you smell fish".
Oh Well It’s Monday
Jason: What's the difference between going
to jail
and
installing a new Microsoft product on your computer?
Allison: When you go to jail you get one free phone call.
Hanna - When we were kids, ten cents was big money.
Aaron - How dimes have changed!
The Writer's Block
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. Anonymous
There is only one real failure in life that is possible, and that is,
not to be true to the best one knows. John Farrar (1945-) Australian Composer
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's
superiority to all that befalls him. Romain Gary (1914-1980) French Writer
Man's greatest actions are performed in minor struggles. Life,
misfortune, isolation, abandonment and poverty are battlefields which
have their heroes - obscure heroes who are at times greater than
illustrious heroes. Victor Hugo (1802-1885) French Writer
I have found that the greatest help in meeting any problem with
decency and self-respect and whatever courage is demanded, is to know
where you yourself stand. That is, to have in words what you believe
and are acting from. William Faulkner (1897-1962) American Writer
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Cookie(s)
What was hard to bear is sweet to remember. Portuguese proverb
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good
intention. Duguet
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself
2) hire someone to do it
3) forbid your kids to do it
Linda - Every time I say that dirty word "exercise"
I have to
wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Lois - "Me Too! Exercise, exercise,
exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise ...."
Tee Shirt Front - 60 is not old!
Tee Shirt Back - If you're a tree.
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The
Final Word From Treebranch
The influence of each human being on others in this life is a kind of
immortality. John Quincy Adams
There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man. The true
nobility is in being superior to your previous self. Hindu proverb
No obstacles fell in his way that seemed to him insurmountable. He
might be defeated, as he sometimes was, but he shrank from no
hardship through impatience, he fled from no danger through
cowardice.
J. P. Morgan writing about Napoleon Bonaparte
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. English proverb
It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover
ability in others is the true test. Elbert Hubbard 101
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