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Bad Joke Monday You know It's
Hot When ...
You start bonding with your air conditioner.
Your electric bill is higher than your house payments.
You start putting ice cubes in your water bed.
Instructions
For Life
If you don't like how things are, change it!
You're not a tree. Jim Rohn
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Pennyman - Economic
Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist, is a novel about
a
Montana talk show host who has a plan to keep
jobs from going overseas.
He creates a movement and a Manifesto to hand out in discount stores.
We the working people of the United States of America, request that this
store
offer for sale only goods made in countries:
* Where workers are paid an hourly wage equal
to or greater than
the hourly wage paid to employees of this store.
This he believes will help keep jobs in America!
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For every
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Thoughts
While Watching Fireworks
Remedy it, or welcome it: a wise man's
only two choices.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. Chinese Proverb
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself,
and you're the easiest person to fool. Richard Feynman
Don't let it be all in your head, nor all in your body. V.L.
Allineare
Be wary of the man who urges an action
in which he himself incurs no risk. Joaquin de Setanti
God is good, but never dance in a small boat. Irish Saying
Quote
Of The Week
Sandwich every bit of criticism
between two thick layers of praise. Mary Kay Ash
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
I didn't fight my way to the top of the
food chain to be a vegetarian.
Why is it that when you talk to God you're praying,
but when he talks to you, you're crazy?
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
 Good
Service Tip Of The Week
Men can be stimulated to show off their good qualities to the leader
who seems to think they have good qualities. John Richelsen
Fifty
Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
Classics From The Capital City
You Know It's Hot When ...
You start buying stock in Gatorade.
You cancel your Hotmail account because you didn't like the name of it.
Want
something better for the kids? Western
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Proverbs
10:17
He who heeds discipline shows the way to life,
but whoever ignores correction leads others astray.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
A diet is when you have to go to some length to
change your width.
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you are not able to
pronounce it.
Oh Well It’s Monday
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band!
Doctor: Stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar!
Doctor: I can't believe that!
The Writer's Block
You will turn over many a futile new leaf
till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages. Mignon
McLaughlin
Now that it's all over,
what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning? Coleman
Cox
Too many people overvalue what they are not
and undervalue what they are. Malcolm S. Forbes
I used to believe that anything was better than nothing.
Now I know that sometimes nothing is better. Glenda Jackson
It is better to stir up a
question without deciding it,
than to decide it without stirring it up. Joseph Joubert
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Final Word From Treebranch
You Know It's Hot When ...
You discover that it only takes two fingers to drive your
car.
Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
A scalding hot shower still cools you down.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
You Know It's Hot When ...
You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather.
You ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the
air conditioning as long as possible.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
You are sitting inside reading these jokes.
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