Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Bad Joke Monday
* "I haven't caught a fish all day!" Mike said, without debate.
* "I remember the mid west being flatter than this," Mike explained.
* "I won't let a flat tire get me down," Mark said, without despair.

        Instructions For Life
Individual commitment to a group effort makes a team
work, a company work, a society work and a civilization work. Vince Lombardi

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The Montana Rusty Old Rail Car Blues

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Thoughts While Shaving
*Remember when "Bail Out" meant to jump from an airplane about to crash?

* Remember when "Bail Out" meant your boat was leaking and you
grabbed a bucket and dipped water out so you wouldn't sink?

"Yesterday is a canceled check.
Tomorrow is a promissory note.
Today is cash spend it wisely."

"People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing; that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar

"Attitude is the mind's paintbrush, it can color any situation."

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Francis Bacon

        Quote Of The Week
"Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent
life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?" Anonymous

         Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
You know you’re getting old when your kids
start putting your cards and letters on their refrigerator doors

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Over 90% of people who exercise "consistently" do it in the morning.
Research has demonstrated that exercise increases mental acuity.
On average it lasts four to ten hours after exercise!
It"jump starts" your metabolism and keeps it elevated for hours, sometimes up to 24 hours! That means you're burning more calories all day long.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Pennyman - Economic Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist, is a novel about a
Montana talk show host who has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas.

Good Service Tip Of The Week
"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted;
the indifference of those who should have known better;
the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most;
that has made it possible for evil to triumph." Haile Selassie

Classics From The Capital City
A BIG SHOUT OUT TO: The City of Helena Sanitation Department.
Day after day, week after week, month after month they keep the city clean.
Cheerful, courteous, helpful and always quick to respond to calls for special services.
This is a crew the people of Helena should be and are proud of. Great Job!

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Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
For the first time in five years, street crime is up.
Just on one street, though... Wall Street!

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible,
and achieves the impossible. Anonymous

               Oh Well It’s Monday
Gentlemen, why don't you laugh? With the fearful strain that is upon
me night and day, if I did not laugh, I should die. Abraham Lincoln

"When someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy." Samuel Goldwyn

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
"Some people say I have attitude, maybe I do. But I think you have to.
You have to believe in yourself when no one else does
that makes you a winner right there." Venus Williams Tennis Champion

"To love what you do and feel that it matters
how could anything be more fun?: Katherine Graham

"No man is a failure who is enjoying life." William Feather

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Fortune Cookie(s)
If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. Ancient Chinese Proverb

OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections
must first be overcome. Samuel Johnson

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear
and the blind can see. Mark Twain

If you have not often felt the joy of doing a kind act, you have
neglected much, and most of all yourself. A. Neilen

Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!

The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
A day dawns, quite like other days; in it, a single hour comes,
quite like other hours; but in that day and in that hour the chance
of a lifetime faces us. Maltbie Babcock

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We Do Websites, Call us at 406-495-9554 Fortune@MtSky.com

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Good Web Sites
Fort Peck Boomtowns
Lonnie Lonnquist Comedy
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Western Family TV Group

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Good Local Sites
Aaron's Log Furniture

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Advanced Spinal Fitness

Bob Pancich PrePaid
Legal Service

Campfire Culture
Roland Cheek

BestBuyBooks

Cowboy Poet Mike Logan

Deer-D-Fence

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Piccolos Music

Tizer Gardens

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Motivation CD -
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