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Sept. 28,
2009  Our 12th year of service to Montana - Weather Helena | State

Truth is not determined by the number of people who believe it.

 Bad Joke Monday
             Henny Youngman One Liners (Thanks Doug)

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry
for tomorrow morning, sleep late.


I  played a great horse yesterday!  It took seven horses to beat him.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.  
He told me to quit going to those places.

            Instructions For Life
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. Goldsmith 

Brand New on YOU TUBE Herb Treebranch Sings
The Montana Rusty Old Rail Car Blues
     
            TWEET of the WEEK 

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. Newton

Send in your best Tweet of the Week - We'll use it here

Thoughts While Shaving
What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of
debt, and has a clear conscience?  Adam Smith 

Decide on what you think is right, and stick to it.  George Eliot

First say to yourself what you would be;
and then do what you have to do. Epictetus Greek Philosopher

The world is good-natured to people who are good natured. Thackeray

He who finds diamonds must grapple in mud and mire because diamonds
are not found in polished stones.  They are made. Henry B. Wilson
To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, 
and short sentences.   John Henry Patterson

Seek respect mainly from thyself, 
for it comes first from within.   Steven H. Coogler

        Quote Of The Week
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. Sophia Loren 

         Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
For every person with a spark of brilliance, you'll find a dozen with ignition trouble.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

Pennyman - Economic Terrorist
By Lonnie Lonnquist, is a novel about a
Montana talk show host who has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas.

Good Service Tip Of The Week
When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced
courses of action you should take - choose the bolder.  W.J. Slim

        Classics From The Capital City
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions
by the application of reason. Marya Mannes 

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate
the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. T. S. Eliot

A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Charles Gordy

 Western Family TV Channel 34 (Over The Air)
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                  Proverbs 10:17
He who heeds discipline shows the way to life, 
but whoever ignores correction leads others astray. 

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Fifty Cents an Hour The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Babe Ruth hit more home runs than anyone; 
he also struck out more often than anyone.

There is only one success - 
to be able to spend your life in your own way.  Christopher Darlington Morley

                 Oh Well It’s Monday
Sign on the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

     
The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see the beauty, 
believe in them and try to follow where they lead. Louisa May Alcott

Great is the road I climb, but the garland offered by an easier
effort is not worth the gathering. Sextus Propertius Roman Poet

Originality and the feeling of one's own dignity are achieved only
through work and struggle.  Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist

Courage is the greatest of all the virtues. Because if you haven't
courage, you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others.
Samuel Johnson  English Author

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    Fortune Cookie(s)
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. Lord Byron 

OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
No plastic in the dishwasher, no metal in the microwave, 
no utensils in the garbage disposal.
There are just too many rules in the kitchen. It's easier to just eat out.

Montana Road Report - Great Job MDOT!

The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to lose sight of
the shore for a very long time. Andre Gide

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I
don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world
are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want,
and, if they can't find them, make them.
George Bernard Shaw

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