Bad Joke Monday
 
I think I might have Whine Flu. (H-Whine N-Whine) (Thanks Jordan)

If a professional flower arranger were bewildered, might she be a petrified florist?

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.  Herbert Hoover

                 Instructions For Life
Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

            TWEET of the WEEK 
In 1967, 63,000 spectators watched the first Superbowl in California's
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum where Vince Lombardi's
Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs, 35-10!

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   Thoughts While Waiting For The January Thaw
We age not because our cells die but because they stop dividing.
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In a verbal confrontation, lower your voice to the degree
that the other person raises his or hers.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe
so that man doesn't have to experience it.  Max Frisch
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down
I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.  Robert Orben
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he
never shows to anyone. Mark Twain

    Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Beware of the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
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Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want

                         Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

            Pennyman - Economic Terrorist 
By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
A novel about a Montana talk show host who 
has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. 
Click Here To Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
Resolve to perform what you ought; 
perform without fail what you resolve. Benjamin Franklin

          Classics From The Capital City
Baseball serves as a good model for democracy in action: 
Every player is equally important and each has a chance 
to be a hero. Edward Abbey

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                   Proverbs 15:30
A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, 
and good news gives health to the bones.
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                Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Life is too short to run with anything less than 500 MHz.
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 It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
The first step to getting what you want out of life is this: 
Decide what you want. Ben Stein
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Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.  Henry Ford
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What was hard to bear is sweet to remember.  Portuguese proverb
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The influence of each human being on others in this life
 is a kind of immortality.  John Quincy Adams
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There is only one real failure in life that is possible, and that is,
not to be true to the best one knows.  John Farrar

             Fortune Cookie(s)
Take photographs of every car you own.
Later, these will trigger wonderful memories.

             OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Does a clean house indicate the computer is broken?
Or does a clean house indicate somebody erased Solitaire?
 
                The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
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Captain, I cannot believe my ears! Spock
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(Q) Are we clear on that?  (A)         No. We're opaque.
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Most families have heirlooms, but my family has heirloons.   Lawrence

Reaction Time Test For Drivers (Thanks Carl P.)

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

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