Bad Joke Monday
When going ice skating, never judge a brook by its cover

Counting on your opponent from across the aisle to inform you when he
breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.

                 Instructions For Life
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness
is contagious. Give yourself, if you wish to get others.  David Seabury

            TWEET of the WEEK Nutrition Tip
 Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

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   Thoughts While Doing Cardio Rehab
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice
what we are for what we could become.  Charles Du Bos

The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one
heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but
because he is a man of high and heroic temper.  Aristotle

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional
glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful
scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point. Harold B. Melchart

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely
miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite
certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.  Agatha Christie

Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures,
costs nothing, and conveys much.  Erastus Wiman

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    Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
I've always wanted to spend money lavishly,
but I didn't think it would be on milk, bread and butter.

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

            Pennyman - Economic Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
A novel about a Montana talk show host who 
has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. 
Click Here To Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
Every man stamps his value on himself... 
man is made great or small by his own will.  J.C.F. von Schiller

           Classics From The Capital City
Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame. Alexander Pope

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Seek ye first the kingdom; not the things of earth.
Priceless are the treasures of immortal worth.        Eliza E. Hewitt
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                Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Life is too short to run with anything less than 500 MHz.
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 It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Henry Ford

I believe with all my heart that civilization 
has produced nothing finer than a man or woman 
who thinks and practices true tolerance.  Frank Knox

There is more in us than we know. 
If we can be made to see it,
perhaps, for the rest of our lives, 
we will be unwilling to settle for less. Kurt Hahn

             Fortune Cookie(s)
The gem cannot be polished without friction, 
nor man perfected without trials.

Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well.

             OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If we find life on other planets, 
what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
 
                The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what
has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the
best you can you can't do any better.  Harry S. Truman

Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that 
accompanies important ongoing activity. Paul Goodman

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or
measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.  Donald A. Adams

To aim at the best and to remain essentially ourselves 
is one and the same thing.  Janet Erskine Stuart

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Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

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