STRESS MANAGEMENT FOR 2010
When you can't stand any more stress,
go to a coin laundry and throw in the towel    

 Bad Joke Monday
Avoid rush hour stress - drive slowly, honk and wave at pedestrians.

Play "Go Fish," with the Grandkids ... AND WIN!

                 Instructions For Life
Don't rely on your memory. Write it down.
"The palest ink is better than the best memory." Old Proverb

            TWEET of the WEEK 
Plan Ahead! It doesn't  cost any more to fill the top half of the tank
than it does to fill the bottom half. Never run out of gas. 
With your car and with your life.

Send in your best Tweet of the Week - We'll use it here

   Thoughts While Worrying About The New Year
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest 
to bear are those which will never happen.  James Russel Lowell

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.  Leo Buscaglia

Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen.  
Keep in the sunlight.  Benjamin Franklin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. 
It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.  Dale Carnegie

I've developed a new philosophy... 
I only dread one day at a time.  Charlie Brown

Troubles are a lot like people - they grow bigger if you nurse them.  Unknown

If you want to test your memory, 
try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.  Joseph Cossman

    Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.  Author Unknown

Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

            Pennyman - Economic Terrorist 
By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
A novel about a Montana talk show host who 
has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. 
Click Here To Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, 
health, love and abundance.  Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or 
fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal - 
and soon they'll forget my number.  Edith Armstrong

          Classics From The Capital City
People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.

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Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer 
is to small to be made into a burden.  Corrie ten Boom
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                Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
You can't wring your hands 
and roll up your sleeves at the same time.  Pat Schroeder

Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, 
but it gets you nowhere.  Glenn Turner

     The Writer's Block - Editing is a rewording activity
The greatest mistake you can make in life 
is to be continually fearing you will make one. Elbert Hubbard

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. 
 "Never worry about your heart till it stops beating."  E.B. White

There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... 
Yesterday and Tomorrow.  Robert Jones Burdette

A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work.  John Lubbock

If worrying were an Olympic sport, you'd get the gold for sure.  Stephenie Geist

                              Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect 
when we meet them face to face.  Nelson DeMille

             Fortune Cookie(s)
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.  Swedish Proverb

             OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.  Thomas A. Edison

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles,
but most of them never happened.  Mark Twain

How much pain they have cost us, 
the evils which have never happened.  Thomas Jefferson

Love looks forward, hate looks back, 
anxiety has eyes all over its head.  Mignon McLaughlin

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes 
most of which never happened.  Michel de Montaigne
 
                The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
You can never worry your way to enlightenment.  Ed Northstrum

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
 and too sleepy to worry at night.  Author Unknown

Do not be afraid of tomorrow; for God is already there.  Author Unknown

Fear can keep us up all night long,
but faith makes one fine pillow.  Philip Gulley

Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head
And kick every worriment out of the bed.  Edmund Vance Cooke

Every evening I turn my worries over to God.  
He's going to be up all night anyway.  Mary C. Crowley

Reaction Time Test For Drivers (Thanks Carl P.)

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

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