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I was so naïve as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson

Old is when
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

                 Instructions For Life
The important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but takingpart.
The essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.
Baron de Coubertin, The Olympic Creed

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 The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing
would suffice to solve most of the world's problems. Mahatma Gandhi

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      Thoughts While Waiting For Punxatawny Phil
Even if it's a little thing, do something for those who need help,
something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.Albert Schweitzer

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind
word, a listening ear, an honest accomplishment, or the smallest act
of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. Leo Buscaglia

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. Bob Dylan

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          Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
  "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl 
and don't have to give her back to her parents"  Eric, six years old

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring 
and her own VCR,   'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." Allan, ten years old

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

            Pennyman - Economic Terrorist By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
A novel about a Montana talk show host who 
has a plan to keep jobs from going overseas. 
Click Here To Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere.
They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. Anotole France

           Classics From The Capital City
In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong;
honor that; try to imitate it, and your faults will drop off like
dead leaves when their time comes. John Ruskin

You're only given a little spark of madness.
You must not lose it.  Robin Williams

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan

Nothing ever becomes real until it is experienced. John Keats

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                  Proverbs 23:7
For as he thinks in his heart, so is he.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
In Gone With the Wind, Clark Gable worked 71 days and made $120,000.
Vivien Leigh worked 125 days and made $25,000.
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In 1916, 55% of the cars in the world were Model T Fords,
a record that has never been beaten.

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     The Writer's Block
The mind grows by taking in, but the heart grows by giving out; 
and it is important to maintain a balanced life. Warren Wiersbe

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared
to what lies within us.  Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man be gracious to strangers, it shows that he is a citizen of
the world, and his heart is no island, cut off from other islands,
but a continent that joins them. Francis Bacon

             Fortune Cookie(s)
None will improve your lot If you yourself do not. Bertolt Brecht

              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. 
Boys need somebody to clean up after them" Anita, nine years old

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. 
I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."  Will, seven years old

              Fifty Cents an Hour  
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist  www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
 
          The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target. 
To improve your aim ... improve yourself. Gilbert Arland 

Take care of your garden and keep out the weeds; 
Fill it up with sunshine, kind words and kind deeds. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Daniel Webster might have been president, but for his pride.  
He was offered the vice-presidential nomination twice,
 with Harrison and Taylor, but he refused.         Harrison and Taylor died in office.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

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