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‘When March comes in like a
lion, it goes out like a lamb’
The reverse, however, is also true, and the saying continues:
‘When March comes in like a lamb, it goes out like a lion,’
which will it be for us this year.
March 1, sunny, with a high
near 52.
Bad Joke Monday
Sign on the back of a septic
tank-service company truck:
Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise cheerfully returned.
Sign of The Times:
Furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at
an airport or post office, when you are the only person in line.
Instructions
For Life
The budget should be balanced;
the treasury should be refilled;
public debt should be reduced;
and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled. Cicero
106-43 B.C
TWEET of the WEEK
The
great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. Mencius
Herb Trebranch
in
Pennyman -
The Novel By Lonnie Lonnquist,
"We the working people of the USA, in solidarity
with workers around the world, respectfully request that this
store offer for sale only goods and products made in countries:
Where workers are paid an hourly wage equal to the hourly wage
paid to employees of this store. This will keep jobs in
America!"
Click Here To
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman
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Thoughts While
Watching
The Olympics
I don't know who my grandfather was;
I am much more concerned to know who his grandson will be. Lincoln
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
Life is an experiment. Emerson
The great end of art is to strike the imagination with the power of a soul
that
refuses to admit defeat even in the midst of a collapsing world. Nietzsche
Jokes That Go
Over Like A Lead Balloon
It used to be only death and taxes were
inevitable.
Now there's shipping and handling, too.
Why do irons have a setting for
"permanent" press?
Grin! It makes "them" wonder!
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
The two best times to keep your mouth shut
are when you're swimming and when you're angry.
Classics From The Capital City
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul. Shaw
If you don't keep walking you will never get to where your going.
When you think the walk is too steep, press on,
for there is no mountain that can't be climbed.
When you see someone fall along the way, lend your hand.
If someone lends you a hand, reach for it, to help you get back up again.
Hand in hand, together- each one helping the other
can make this journey as precious as the place that we are all striving
for.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know
this!
Caterpillars have more than three times as
many muscles as humans
A wire coat hanger, fully extended is 44
inches long!
The Writer's Block
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will
Rogers
The refusal to choose is a form of choice; disbelief is a form of belief. Frank
Barron
Fortune
Cookie(s)
Don't wait for someone to stop and carry
you,
you may weigh them down and you both could fall.
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Democracy must be something more than two
wolves and a
sheep voting on what to have for dinner. James Bovard
Fifty
Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
The
Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Emerson
Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First
Two Chapters of Pennyman here
Morning
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