Bad Joke Monday
He can compress the most words into the smallest
idea of any man I ever met.   Abraham Lincoln

Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more
comfortable to cry in a  Porsche than in a Hyundai.
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The New Age street corner sign: "I will work for big bucks."

                 Instructions For Life
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is...
trying to please everybody.  -- Bill Cosby

               TWEET of the WEEK
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him.  David Brinkley

Herb Trebranch in  Pennyman - The Novel By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
"We the working people of the USA, in solidarity with workers around the world, respectfully request that this store offer for sale only goods and products made in countries: Where workers are paid an hourly wage equal to the hourly wage paid to employees of this store. This will keep jobs in America!" 
                 Click Here To Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 

 Thoughts While Waiting For March To Go Out Like A Lion
We continually struggle to be that which we, in spirit, are not!   A. Firestein

The best portion of a good man's life is the little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and love.  William Wordsworth

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Henry Ford

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him.  Steinbeck

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or
measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.  Adams

A teacher asked one of her pupils to name the nation's capital.
He replied, "It's Washington DC and the DC stands for Dot Com"

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak,
but their echoes are truly endless." Mother Teresa          

          Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Some people stay longer in an hour than others do in a month. Wm. D. Howells

Car Window Sign seen in the Great Northern Parking Lot
      "PHD - Will Think For Food - Call Now" (Thanks Fred)

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

Could You Pass The Immigration & Naturalization Test?
Here It Is! Give It A Try!     Naturalization Self Test

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
Marketing Q&A
Is it better to offer good products and services
or being perceived as offering good products and services?

            Classics From The Capital City
If you don't drive too fast,
why do you slow down when you see a patrol car?

Things that make you go Hmmm....
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

   101 Quick Links To All Major News Sites
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                      Ecclesiastes 9:11
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift,
nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise,
nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill;
but time and chance happeneth to them all.   
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!

*All that can be invented has already been invented.  C. Duell, US Pat.Off. 1899
* You will never go anywhere, boy." Mgr.Grand Ole Opry to Elvis Presley, 1954
* Who wants to hear an actor's voice?"    Harry Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

     The Writer's Block
This time, like all times, is a very good one,
if we but know what to do with it.  Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words are weapons,
and it is dangerous to borrow them from the arsenal of the enemy. G. Santayana

Few people blame themselves until they have exhausted all other possibilities.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Let people know what you stand for and what you won't stand for.

             Fortune Cookie(s)
A hero is a man who does what he can.

              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
   Repartee is something we think of an hour too late." Mark Twain

Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau

To get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with. Mark Twain

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Ingrid Bergman

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Our home may not be much, but the same comforts and conveniences
in a  resort area would cost $150 a day.

Montana Facts & Fun Web Site Of The Month: Pennyman.MtSky.com
Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

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