"People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security
   deserve neither and will lose both."       Benjamin Franklin

                  Bad Joke Monday
Money doesn't go as far as it used to but it goes FASTER.

Grantartica (n.) 
That cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

                 Instructions For Life
If you're never scared, embarrassed or hurt,
it means you never take any chances. Julia Sorel

               TWEET of the WEEK
The only lesson history has taught us
is that man has not yet learned anything from history. 

               Pennyman - The Novel  By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
There are those in Congress today who would champion freedom of speech,
by shutting down dissenting opinions expressed on AM Talk Radio and by taxing
and controlling Citizen Journalism on the internet. 
                             This John F. Kennedy quote is for them!
                 Click Here To Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman 

 Thoughts While Shaving
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous
circumstances, would have lain dormant.  Horace

An army of sheep led by a lion 
would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. Arab proverb

Being defeated is often only a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent. Marilyn vos Savant

Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice. Stanley Horowitz

The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. Pierre Corneille

          Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, if they don't help, give me a ring.

Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, 
which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Lactomangulation (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout
on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

Could You Pass The Immigration & Naturalization Test?
Here It Is! Give It A Try!     Naturalization Self Test

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
Some people say I have attitude - maybe I do. But I think you have to. 
You have to believe in yourself when no one else does,
that makes you a winner right there.   Venus Williams US tennis champion

            Classics From The Capital City
What progress we are making.  In the Middle Ages they would have burned me.
Now they are content with burning my books.  Sigmund Freud, 1933

If you don't have this freedom of the press,
then all these little fellows are weaseling around and doing 
their monkey business and they never get caught.  Harold R. Medina

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                      Proverbs 31:4
It is not for kings to drink wine, not for rulers to crave beer,
lest they drink and forget what the law decrees
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
The human brain is grayish pink in color and has a texture much like tofu.

The first recorded earthquake in U.S. history occurred in 1638
in Plymouth Plantation, Massachusetts. 

     The Writer's Block
No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. Muhammad Ali

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." George Bernard Shaw

             Fortune Cookie(s)
Worrying about something is like paying interest on a debt
you don't even know if you owe. Mark Twain

Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.

              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Stress management: What many employees like to do on purpose.

Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 right legs?     A: Lean beef

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
Genuine security arises from actual, first-hand knowledge that one is both capable 
and worthy of achieving happiness (through conscious, responsible action) and, 
once having attained it, that he deserves it.  Michael J. Hurd

From long familiarity, we know what honor is. It is what enables the individual to do 
right in the face of complacency and cowardice. 
It is what enables the soldier to die alone, the political prisoner to resist, 
the singer to sing her song, hardly appreciated, on a side street. Mark Helprin

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Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman here

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