Bad Joke Monday
He who sings his own praise is usually off key.

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          Instructions For Life
Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.

                 TWEET of the WEEK
Ever notice how ignorance picks-up confidence as it goes along.

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      Thoughts While Looking At The 
World War Two Memorial In Washington DC

And when he gets to Heaven To St. Peter he will tell:
'One more Marine reporting, Sir — I've served my time in Hell.'
Sgt. James A. Donahue - First Marine Division

Never in the field of human conflict
was so much owed by so many to so few.  Winston Churchill 
 
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who
has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity. General Dwight D. Eisenhower
  
Humility must always be the portion of any man
who receives acclaim earned in blood of his followers
and sacrifices of his friends. General Dwight D. Eisenhower
  
Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world: 
We are still masters of our fate. 
We are still captain of our souls. Winston Churchill

You cannot invade the mainland United States. 
There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
 
Proclaim liberty throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants thereof." 
The Bible (Inscribed on the Liberty Bell,)

DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the U.S. Supreme Courtroom, you can see on the wall,
right above where the Supreme Court judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments!
DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the
Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington, D.C.

Pennyman - The Novel  By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
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          Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Life's too short for bad coffee.

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than
to have them and not deserve them."  Mark Twain

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            Classics From The Capital City
"Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want
them to do because they want to do it."   Dwight D. Eisenhower

"We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before
we laugh at all."   Jean De La Bruyère

"The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy."

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                     Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Relief: What a tree does in the spring

     The Writer's Block
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word,
a smile, and a grateful heart. Zig Ziglar

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. Mark Twain

Life is the childhood of our immortality.  Goethe

No statue has ever been put up to a critic.  Jean Sibelius

To cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.  Johnson

                Fortune Cookie(s)
* Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.

* Watch the television news and find out our highways aren't safe,
our streets aren't safe, our parks aren't safe...
...but under our arms we have complete protection?

              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
You will spend 658,800 minutes of your life watching TV commercials.

KISSING: Putting your honey where your mouth is.
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"The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying."

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
"I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer."   Albran

"Trust in God, but row away from the rocks."  Greek Proverb

"There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the
world, and that is an idea whose time has come."  Victor Hugo

"There will always be a sacrifice required for results. 
It is the early bird who gives up sleeping in to get the worm. 

To get what you want, right on the heels of deciding what that is,
you must also decide what you will do in exchange for the 
results you desire."  James R. Ball

"You may live in an imperfect world but the frontiers are
not closed and the doors are not all shut."   Maxwell Maltz

Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

Area Weather From National Weather Service
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Montana Weather For :Billings  | Bozeman   | Butte | Dillon | Glasgow
Great Falls  | Havre | Helena | Kalispell | Lewistown | Livingston  | Missoula

Freedom Force Weather
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Yokota Air Base Japan | Kunsan Base S. Korea | Shepherd Air Force Base-Texas
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