A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.  Carl Sandburg

                  Bad Joke Monday
Diaper backward, spells repaid. Think about it. Marshall McLuha

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them. Leo J. Burke

                 Instructions For Life
If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, 
sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, 
you must be the grandma.” Theresa Bloomingdale

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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. Mark Twain

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There are those in Congress today who would champion freedom of speech,
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                             This John F. Kennedy quote is for them!
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 Thoughts While Watching Grandkids
The smile that flickers on baby’s lips when he sleeps- 
does anybody know where it was borne?   Rabindranath Tagore

 It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. Terri Guillemets

Always kiss your children goodnight – 
even if they’re already asleep. H. Jackson Brown, Jr

Every baby needs a lap.  Henry Robin

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. Deepak Chopra

Children reinvent your world for you. Susan Sarandon

          Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Families with babies and families without babies 
are sorry for each other. Ed How 

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.  Ed Asner

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. Anon.

The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.”

Child rearing myth number 1: Labor ends when the baby is born.

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

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           Good Service Tip Of The Week
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it. Frank A. Clark

            Classics From The Capital City
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like 
doing for their babies is usually best after all. Benjamin Spock

When you become a mother, 
you stop being the picture and start being the frame.

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My son, keep your father's commands and 
do not forsake your mother's teaching.
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Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction 
I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments. Brad Pitt

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete’s baby. 
I just think genetics are in my favor. Andre Agassi

     The Writer's Block
A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it. Frank A. Clark

There is no finer investment for any community
than putting milk into babies. Winston Churchill

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, 
a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, 
a link between angels and men Martin Fraquhar Tupper

I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby. Susie Bright

When you have a baby, love is automatic, 
when you get married, love is earned. Marie Osmond

It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God, love us. Dickens

             Fortune Cookie(s)
A baby fills a hole in your heart that your didn’t know was there.

              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Babies haven’t any hair; 
Old men’s heads are just as bare; 
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
If a church marries herself to the spirit of the times,
she will find herself a widow in the next generation.  Charles Stanley

Babies are such a nice way to start people.   Don Herold

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