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Bad Joke Monday
New Age Speak
* The future is not what it used to be.
* That was Zen; this is Tao.
* His gene pool could use a little chlorine.
* The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

Instructions For Life
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. MacFinan

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TWEET of the WEEK
Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. Swedish proverb

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Thoughts While Celebrating Victoria Day With Our Neighbors
The world is full of willing people:
some willing to work and some willing to let them

The nobler sort of man emphasizes the good qualities in others, and
does not accentuate the bad. The inferior does the reverse. Confucius

What is now proved was once only imagined. Blake

The ability to concentrate and to use time well is everything. Lee Iococca

I will make love my greatest weapon and none on whom I call
can defend against its force. My love will melt all hearts liken
to the sun whose rays soften the coldest day. Mandino

Pennyman - The Novel By Lonnie Lonnquist,
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         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
   Over Heard At The Donut Hole
Coffee Drinker One:
Have you heard about the new Dial-a-Prayer for atheists.
Coffee Drinker Two:
Yeah I hear that it rings and rings but nobody answers.

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
It is good to dream, but it is better to dream and work. Faith is
mighty, but action with faith is mightier. Gaines

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        Classics From The Capital City
         Over Heard At The Donut Hole
Coffee Drinker One:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Coffee Drinker Two: A walkie talkie.

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                     Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Doctor: Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

     The Writer's Block
The first step to getting what you want out of life is this:
Decide what you want. Ben Stein

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. Henry Ford

What was hard to bear is sweet to remember. Portuguese proverb

The influence of each human being on others
in this life is a kind of immortality. Adams

There is only one real failure in life that is possible,
and that is, not to be true to the best one knows. John Farrar

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Fortune Cookie(s)
If you falter in times of trouble,
how small is your strength! Proverbs 24:10

OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around)

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Fifty Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com

The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced
courses of action you should take - choose the bolder. W.J. Slim

Maturity is achieved when a person postpones immediate pleasures for
long-term values. Joshua L. Liebman

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes
stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never
more brave than when we do that. Linda Ellerbee

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. Wilma Askinas

Anger is a prelude to courage. Eric Hoffer

Morning Jig Saw Puzzle

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