There can be no victory where there is no combat.
Richard Sibbes           

Bad Joke Monday
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

          Instructions For Life
To keep your marriage brimming, with love,
whenever you're wrong, admit it;  whenever you're right, shut up!

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Fear is the opportunity for courage, not proof of cowardice.  John McCain

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      Thoughts While Watching The Vigilante Parade
If one is lucky, 
a solitary fantasy can transform one million realities. Maya Angelou

Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. 
All life is an experiment.Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great end of art is to strike the imagination with the power of a
soul that refuses to admit defeat even in the midst of a collapsing
world. Friedrich Nietzsche

The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. Mencius

Absence diminishes commonplace passions 
and enhances great ones. French Proverb

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. Anonymous

Will and I could hardly wait for the morning to come to get at
something that interested us. That's happiness. Orville Wright

We all get report cards in many different ways, but the real
excitement of what you're doing is in the doing of it. It's not what
you're gonna get in the end - it's not the final curtain - it's
really in the doing it, and loving what I'm doing. Designer Ralph Lauren

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down,
the other is pulling up.Booker T. Washington

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius

Nothing is more endangered in the modern world than the powerful
combination of hard work toward meaningful goals joined with an
exuberant embrace of the present moment. Tom Morris

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          Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
He can compress the most words into
the smallest idea of any man I know. A. Lincoln

Some cause happiness wherever they go; 
others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
We can not always choose our path in life, but we can
choose how we will walk in it - as victims or victors.  Minnie S. Davis

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He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. Robert Redford

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                     Proverbs 31:4  
It is not for kings to drink wine, not for rulers to crave beer,
lest they drink and forget what the law decrees
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
When the only tool you own is a hammer, 
every problem begins to look like a nail.

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. 
We grow old by deserting our ideals.   Samuel Ullman

     The Writer's Block
Apathy can be overcome by enthusiasm, and enthusiasm can be aroused
by two things: first, an idea which takes the imagination by storm;
and second, a definite, intelligible plan for carrying that idea into
action.  Arnold Toynbeen

To think bad thoughts is really the easiest thing in the world. 
If you leave your mind to itself it will spiral down into ever
increasing unhappiness. To think good thoughts, however,
requires effort. This is one of the things that discipline - training  - is 
about. James Clavell, in his novel "Shogun"

Our capacity to draw happiness from aesthetic objects or material
goods in fact seems critically dependent on our first satisfying a
more important range of emotional or psychological needs, among them
the need for understanding, for love, expression and respect. Alain De Botton

                Fortune Cookie(s)
Doubt who you will, but never yourself. Christian Bovee 

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The hardness of ice is similar to that of concrete.

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address? Mark Twain


              OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
 I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

 The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

 How can there be self-help "groups"?

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...
for support rather than illumination.  Andrew Lang


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