Bad Joke Monday
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
   
        Instructions For Life
Unswerving loyalty to duty, constant devotion to truth, and a clear
conscience will overcome every discouragement and surely lead the way
to usefulness and high achievement. Grover Cleveland          

                 TWEET of the WEEK
The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. Pierre Corneille

Being defeated is often only a temporary condition. Giving up is what
makes it permanent. Marilyn vos Savant 

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  Thoughts While Waiting For Svenskarnas Dag
    (Swedish Independence Day - June 25th)

Those who wish to sing always find a song.  Swedish Proverb

The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected  Swedish Proverb

A peacock has too little in its head, too much in its tail. Swedish Proverb

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. Swedish Proverb

Eyes that do not cry, do not see.  Swedish Proverb

One should go invited to a friend in good fortune, 
and uninvited in misfortune.  Swedish Proverb

Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, 
say more, love more, and all good things will be yours.  Swedish Proverb

Don't throw away the old bucket 
until you know whether the new one holds water. Swedish Proverb

Advice should be viewed from behind.  Swedish Proverb

The best place to find a helping hand 
is at the end of your own arm.  Swedish Proverb

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         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

                          American Heart - Video - John David

              Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
There is a sense of exhilaration that comes from facing head-on the
hard truths and saying, "We will never give up. We will never
capitulate. It might take a long time, but we will find a way to prevail."  Jim Collins

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       Classics From The Capital City
Any person capable of angering you becomes your master; he can anger
you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him. Epictetus

Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person,
at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for
the right purpose.  Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task,
but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must give to the right
person, for the right purpose, in the right amount, in the right
manner, and at the right time. Aristotle

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                     Proverbs 15:9 
The LORD detests the way of the wicked
but he loves those who pursue righteousness.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Genuine security arises from actual, first-hand knowledge that one is
both capable and worthy of achieving happiness (through conscious,
responsible action) and, once having attained it, that he deserves.  Michael J. Hurd 

     The Writer's Block
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is
play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lie
happiness. Gelett Burgess

For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a
friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief. Fernandez de Andrada

Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly,
one-directionally, without regret or reservation. William H. Sheldon

                Fortune Cookie(s)
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.

                OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
 A:\ B:\ C:\ - Alphabet of a new generation.

The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.

Archeologists will date any old thing.

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
From long familiarity, we know what honor is. It is what enables the
individual to do right in the face of complacency and cowardice. It is what
enables the soldier to die alone, the political prisoner to resist, 
the singer to sing her song, hardly appreciated, on a side street. Mark Helprin 

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation
to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make good use of it!
Letter to Abigail Adams, April 26, 1777  John Adams  Second U.S. President

Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

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