Bad Joke Monday
Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

I don't understand the uproar over gas prices, I just put $10 worth
into my truck and it didn't cost any more than it usually does.

         Instructions For Life
"When you throw mud at someone, you're the one who is losing ground.  Anon.

       TWEET of the WEEK
Physical strength can never permanently withstand the
impact of spiritual force.  Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  Thoughts While Watching the Summer Band Concerts
The American people are very generous people and will
forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.  Will Rogers

Ever notice how long weekends are like rainbows? They always look
great from a distance, but seem to disappear whenever you get up close.

When Sir Walter Raleigh introduced tobacco into England in the
early 1600's, King James I wrote a booklet against it.

When the archer misses the mark,he turns and looks for the fault within himself.
Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target.
To improve your aim,  improve yourself."    Gilbert Arland

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?

He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself 
in the purple of Emperors.  Rudyard Kipling

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Bertrand Russell

A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live.

                 Pennyman - The Novel  By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
                      Click Here To Read The First Chapter

         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.

Overheard in a brokerage:  "I worry about economists who are so
young that they think the Great Depression was ended by Prozac."

To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.

A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

                          American Heart - Video - John David

           Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

       Classics From The Capital City
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. Ronald Reagan

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. Ronald Reagan

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, 
I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. Ronald Reagan 

               How The Internet Changes Old Sayings

- Home is where you hang your @
- The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
- Speak softly and carry a cell phone.
- C: is the root of all directories.
- Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
- The geek shall inherit the earth.
- Don't byte off more than you can view.             

            101 Quick Links To All Major News Sites
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                     Proverbs 14:34
Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not
being able to remember the word you want.

                                                   The Writer's Block
"Security is not the meaning of my life. 
Great opportunities are worth the risk." Shirley Hufstedler

"The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way
he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him."  Abraham Lincoln

"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know
where we can find information upon it."  Samuel Johnson

"Speech is silver, silence is golden; speech is human,
silence is divine."  German Proverb

                Fortune Cookie
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd man knows everybody

                (OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
                    Refrigerator Signs
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it yourself!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it." Napoleon Bonaparte

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either
charming or tedious."  Oscar Wilde

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." George Bernard Shaw

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers
so deeply that he had to invent laughter."  Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us,
we would all be millionaires.  Abigail Van Buren


Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

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