Bad Joke Monday
The economy is so bad that:
 I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .

         Instructions For Life
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. Mencken

       TWEET of the WEEK
He who angers you conquers you.  Elizabeth Kenny

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  Thoughts While Listening To The Thunder
Be sure your brain is engaged before putting your mouth in gear. 

The balloon of happiness is often punctured by a sharp tongue.  Anonymous

Dorothy Nevill said, "The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

The man who lives right, and is right, 
has more power in his silence than another has by his words.  Phillip Brooks

                 Pennyman - The Novel  By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
                      Click Here To Read The First Chapter

         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
The economy is so bad that:
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.

Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

                          American Heart - Video - John David

           Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.   Morrow

       Classics From The Capital City
I don't want to brag or make you jealous, 
but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

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                     Proverbs 10:19-21
In the multitude of words sin is not lacking, but he who restrains his lips is wise. 
The tongue of the righteous is choice silver... the lips of the righteous feed many.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
There are 6 pounds of pennies in the average American home.

                 The Writer's Block
We come into this world crying while all around us are smiling.  
May we so live that we go out of this world smiling 
while everybody around us is weeping. Persian proverb

                Fortune Cookie
A choice is always possible, even without any options.

                (OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
        The economy is so bad that:
A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery.
            

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
The National Football League first made the wearing of helmets mandatory in 1943.

A clear conscience is indicative of a faulty memory.

A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.  Duncan

All good things arrive to them that wait
and don't die in the meantime. Mark Twain

Cut out all these exclamation points!
An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.  F. Scott Fitzgerald

If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

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