Bad Joke Monday
Malachi:  My computer is exhausted.
Gary: Why is that?
Malachi: It had a hard drive.

Tee Shirt Front - 60 is not old!
Tee Shirt Back - If you're a tree.

         Instructions For Life
Anger never made anybody the happier.  John Bowring

       TWEET of the WEEK
No chain of pearl you wear so adorns you as wisdom. Thomas Watson

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  Thoughts While Listening to The City Band In The Park
Fault-finding is dreadfully catching;
one dog will set a whole kennel howling. Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Meditation is the best help to memory. Matthew Henry

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down
and lifting people up.  John Andrew Holmes

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  
The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. Hindu proverb

The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. Duguet

                 Pennyman - The Novel  By Lonnie Lonnquist,  
                      Click Here To Read The First Chapter

         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
When we were kids, ten cents was big money.
How dimes have changed!

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.  Groucho Marx

                          American Heart - Video - John David

           Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

           Good Service Tip Of The Week
There is only one real failure in life, and that is,
not to be true to the best one knows. John Farrar

       Classics From The Capital City
Man:  I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little boy:  Yeah but it will cost you Ten Bucks..
Man:  Why should I pay you so much?
Boy: Cause bank directors are always well paid.

            101 Quick Links To All Major News Sites
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                     Proverbs 10:28
The prospect of the righteous is joy, 
but the hopes of the wicked come to nothing. 
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Question: What's the difference between going to jail
and installing a new Microsoft product on your computer?
Answer: When you go to jail you get one free phone call.

                 The Writer's Block
What was hard to bear is sweet to remember.  Portuguese proverb

Fear not for the future, weep not for the past. Percy Bysshe Shelley

                Fortune Cookie
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. Indira Gandhi

                (OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door 
and the whole world will be clean.  Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Swallowing of pride seldom leads to indigestion. Anonymous                 

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices 
have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln
***
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,
a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths,
 and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us. Paul Valery
***
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery
are identical whether you play or or not. Fran Lebowitz
***
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable
that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde
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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven
being good at billiards or golf.  H. L. Mencken
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Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

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