"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." Benjamin Franklin

Bad Joke Monday
Sign on a synagogue: Under same management for 5,765 years.

Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.

         Instructions For Life
"The depression is over."  President Herbert Hoover in 1930, 
10 years before the depression ended. (sound familiar?)

       
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TWEET of the WEEK
Faith is not an achievement, it is a gift.  Abraham Lincoln

  Pennyman - The Novel - Read The First Chapter

        Thoughts While Watching The Thermometer Hit 80
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. 
The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.  Thomas Jefferson

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is 
like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.  Winston Churchill

My Father (the old Swede) said, "When I was young I was so strong
I could stand on a broom handle and lift it up!"

A politician is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, 
a debt he proposes to pay off with your Grandkids money.  G. Gordon Liddy

         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
- He often broke into the song because he couldn't find the key.
- Every calendar's days are numbered.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.

                          Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

                     Good Service Tip Of The Week
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul.  Shaw

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                    Classics From The Capital City
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.  Douglas Casey

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money 
as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.  Voltaire

Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. Pericles (430 B.C.)

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                      Proverbs 15:30
A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, 
and good news gives health to the bones.
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
Although your head and neck take up only 10% of your body surface, 
you can lose more than 30% of your body heat through your noodle.
Kids lose up to 60%.  Unlike other blood vessels, the arteries in your 
head and neck don't constrict in the cold air.

                 The Writer's Block
It must be borne in mind that my design is not to write histories, but lives. 
And the most glorious exploits do not always furnish us with the clearest 
discoveries of virtue or vice in men; Plutarch

Great is the road I climb, but the garland 
offered by an easier effort is not worth the gathering. Sextus Propertius

Originality and the feeling of one's own dignity 
are achieved only through work and struggle.  Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Courage is the greatest of all the virtues. Because if you haven't courage, 
you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others. Samuel Johnson

                Fortune Cookie(s)
He who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

                (OWIM) (Oh Well It’s Monday)
          Inventions that will never make it
* The water-proof towel   *Glow in the dark sunglasses   
*Solar powered flashlights *Inflatable dart boards   *A dictionary index   *Dehydrated water - Just add water *Waterproof tea bags  
*The helicopter ejector seat

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, 
one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning. J.B. Priestly

It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to half the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness for fear of what might happen. Herodotus

The three great essentials to achieving anything worthwhile are; 
first, hard work, second, stick-to-it-iveness, 
and third, common sense. Thomas A. Edison

Life leaps like a geyser for those willing 
to drill through the rock of inertia. Alexis Carrel

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock 
long enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Longfellow

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Morning Jig Saw Puzzle 

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