Happy Labor Day

If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. 
If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.
                                                                                  Abraham Lincoln

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From Former Prime Minister Tony Blair of Great Britain
When asked why he believes so much in America and its President he replied:
 "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at
how many want in.......and how many want out."

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We don't go to church; we are the church.  Ernest Southcott

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Thoughts While Keeping Warm At The Labor Day Picnic
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, 
stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.  H.L. Mencken

There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever 
keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever 
we cease work and become stargazers.  H.M. Tomlinson 

The end of labor is to gain leisure.  Aristotle

It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything.  John Locke

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft and the only one
that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. Werner von Braun

No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages 
to its workers has any right to continue in this country. 
By living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level,
I mean the wages of decent living.  Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I just love my trips on beautiful Scandinavian bays. 
People call me a fjord explorer.

                           Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

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Heaven is blessed with perfect rest 
but the blessing of earth is toil.  Henry van Dyke 

God sells us all things at the price of labor.  Leonardo da Vinci

                     Classics From The Capital City
God give me work, till my life shall end
And life, till my work is done. Epitaph of Winifred Holtby

When people ask me, ‘Why can’t labor organize the way it did in the thirties?
the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal.  Thomas Geoghegan

Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid 
for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth 
of the world was originally purchased. Adam Smith

Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, 
you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.- Ulysses S. Grant

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                     Proverbs 11:2
When pride comes, then comes disgrace, 
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Maine is the only state with just one syllable in its name.

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Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.  Ovid 

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation 
from one kind of labor by taking up another.  Anatole France

A mind always employed is always happy.  
This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity.  Thomas Jefferson 
The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.  Elbert Hubbard

Without labor nothing prospers.  Sophocles

Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things.  It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased.  Adam Smith

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Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
                (OWIM) (Oh Well It’s Monday)
"I'm never going to work for that man again"
"Why, what did he say?"
"You're fired"

If a train station is where the train stops and 
a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, 
it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.  Doug Larson 

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