FORTUNEFAX
HELENA AREA
BUSINESS NEWS LETTER 9-10-01
Give people
the truth and the freedom to discuss it, and all will be
well.
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Q. What did the digital watch say to his mom?
A. "Look mom no hands
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Instructions For Life
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy
in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get
fat." Albert Einstein
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FREE DINNER FOR
TWO
BRINO'S DINER
442-2332 * 3122 Prospect
"The Home of the Plateful"
Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner
Homemade food and Lots of it for a good price
and Yes we do split dinners for Senior Citizens
TO ENTER CONTEST
SEND FAX TO 406-495-8819
OR E-MAIL ENTRY TO fortune@HelenaMail.com
Just say
"YES, I'll take the DINNER!"
Winner will be
drawn at 5 PM on Tuesday 9-11-2001
Name
________________________________Phone__________________
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If America has FREE
ELECTIONS,
then why are they the most expensive ones in the world?
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The term
first used for a game of golf was "round"
because early courses were laid out in a circular
pattern.
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HOW FAST IS YOUR
DOWNLOAD?
On my 500 Mghz
computer I can download the Billings Gazette in 20
seconds. Terry Bass of Helena brings it up in two
seconds flat, with his new Satellite Internet connection.
I get the Helena IR download in 40 seconds, Terry
gets it in 6 seconds. The DirecWay Satellite
system provides a minimum of 400 Kbs download, with many
users reporting 850 to 900 Kbs download and over
150 Kbs upload. If you download large files the new
Satellite Internet system could be yours. No limits on
where it can be installed, and no matter how many
people from your neighborhood are on it, you get the same
blazing speed. Call 495-9554 for full information.
Local installation and service! fortune@HelenaMail.com
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Little progress can
be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil;
our great hope lies in developing what is good. Calvin
Coolidge
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A pessimist
complains about the noise made when opportunity knocks.
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An atheist
is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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THE BEST THINGS
IN LIFE ARE FREE
And your
business could get a free coupon in the new
E-Mail Version of FortuneFax. The first coupons are up on the
FortuneFax Coupon Page.
Go to www.HelenaMail.com and click on COUPONS!. The internet
coupons are available 24/7 at your convenience. Just
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495-9554 or E-Mail Fortune@HelenaMail.com.
YOUR FREE BUSINESS COUPON,
will be up and running ASAP.
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Puzzle of The
Week (answer at bottom)
monimey
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Q. Why don't mummies
take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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DEER-D-FENCE from Tizer
Lake Garden Center will
help alleviate the wildlife problem facing you and your
garden. Trees, Shrubs, Bushes will all benefit from the
good looking, strong, durable Rocky Mountain tested
DEER-D-FENCE ä
system. Call 442-4413 or 933-8789 for
information.
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Proverbs 31:4
It is not for kings to drink wine, not for rulers to
crave beer,
lest they drink and forget what the law decrees
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The only one who can
beat me is me. Michael Johnson
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The
opponents and I are really one. My strength and skills
only half of the equation. The other half is theirs. An
opponent is someone whose strength joined to yours
creates a certain result. Sadaharu Oh
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THE ANSWER: I’m in
the Money
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Thanks to all who fax in new names for the
FortuneFax list. Fax 495-8819
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Did we miss
anyone with this week's FORTUNEFAX ?
To be added, subtracted,
or to advertise in FortuneFax, fax 495-8819 or call
495-9554 or e-mail fortune@HelenaMail.com. FortuneFax
is distributed every week to hundreds of Helena area
businesses by Partners of Success.
Pass it on! Editor Del Lonnquist
Thanks. May good
fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of
Success 2001. All rights reserved
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HIGH SECURITY LOCKS
449-6420
Helena's
Professional Locksmith
Locks to
protect
your business
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FIRESTONE
PIRELLI GENERAL MICHELIN
Michelin all
Season Radial
& Light Truck Tires
ON SALE NOW!
BUY4 NEW TIRES AND
GET 2 RADIOS FREE
FROM MICHELIN
EAGLE TIRE
HELENA
1101 Argyle -
443-5910
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- UNIROYAL -AMERICAN
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You can't speak a
kind word too soon, for you never know how soon it will
be too late. Anonymous
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Helena's Own
Bottled
Water
Home &
office delivery
Cooler rental & sales
First 10 gallons FREE
With cooler rental
442-0211
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SERVICE
DISH NETWORK
DIRECT TV-
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WARRANTY WORK ON ALL MAKES & MODELS
406-449-5510
PICK UP
CAMPERS
TRAVEL TRAILERS
FIFTH WHEELS
MOTORHOMES
RENTALS TOO!
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