Bad Joke Monday
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright!

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school 
the next day.  It would have been called Independence Day, 
but that name was already taken.  Bill Dodds

         Instructions For Life
"Where there's no faith in the future, there's no power in the present."

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       TWEET of the WEEK
Hope is never ill when faith is well. John Bunyan

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  Thoughts While Getting The Kids Ready For School
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write,
but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.  Alvin Toffler

If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher's job.  Donald D. Quinn

A teacher affects eternity; 
he can never tell where his influence stops.  Henry Brooks Adams

The mediocre teacher tells.  The good teacher explains.  The superior teacher demonstrates.  The great teacher inspires.  William Arthur Ward

The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.  Kahlil Gibran

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         Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. 
It's called Monday.

                           Grin! It makes "them" wonder!

                     Good Service Tip Of The Week
Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem.  That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily.  Thomas Szasz

                     Classics From The Capital City
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.  Chinese Proverb

All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.  Martin H. Fischer

I am always ready to learn 
although I do not always like being taught.  Winston Churchill

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, 
unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live.  Mortimer Adler

Learn as much as you can while you are young, 
since life becomes too busy later.  Dana Stewart Scott

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                     Proverbs 10:28
The prospect of the righteous is joy, 
but the hopes of the wicked come to nothing. 
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       Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this!
The wind is like the air, only pushier.

And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"

                 The Writer's Block
The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition 
of continually asking questions.  Bishop Mandell Creighton

You can teach a student a lesson for a day; 
but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, 
he will continue the learning process as long as he lives.  Clay P. Bedford

When the student is ready, the master appears.  Buddhist Proverb

You learn something every day if you pay attention.  Ray LeBlond

                Fortune Cookie
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. Sydney J. Harris

                (OWIM) (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Hi, did you have a good Summer?
Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!

It was so hot last Wednesday I saw a robin 
picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.         

              The Final Word From Herb Treebranch
The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher.  
That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.

The larger the island of knowledge, 
the longer the shoreline of wonder.  Ralph W. Sockman

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.  Aristotle
 
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