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Bad Joke Monday
Irv:
I think my old computer is
exhausted.
Fran:
Why is that?
Irv:
It had a hard drive.
Megan: Why did the chicken
cross the road?
Lorna: To get the Italian news paper...
Megan: I don't get it.
Lorna: Neither do I. I get the Independent Record.
Chuck Webster's
= variant of chock "give a blow under the
chin,"
possibly from Fr. choquer "to
shock, strike against."
Hole A hollowed place in
something solid; a cavity or pit: a
hole in the ground
Chuck Hole
at Broadway and
Colonial Lane
where I hit my chin when my front wheel hit the hole.
Instructions
For Life
Children need models rather than
critics.
Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher
The
work will wait while you show your child the rainbow,
but the rainbow won't wait while you finish the work. Pat Clifford
TWEET of the WEEK
Optimism is essential to achievement
and it is also the
foundation of courage and true progress. Nicholas Murray Butler
Carl
Says: "Whoever said there is no such thing
as a stupid question
has never worked in customer service."
Herb Trebranch
in
Pennyman -
The Novel By Lonnie Lonnquist,
"We the working people of the USA, in solidarity
with workers around the world, respectfully request that this
store offer for sale only goods and products made in countries:
Where workers are paid an hourly wage equal to the hourly wage
paid to employees of this store. This will keep jobs in
America!"
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Read The First Two Chapters of Pennyman
Thoughts While
Watching
Out For Chuck Holes
If there is one thing upon this earth that mankind love and admire
better than another, it is a brave man, -- it is the man who dares to
look the devil in the face and tell him he is a devil. James A.
Garfield
If successful people have one common
trait, it's an utter lack of
cynicism. The world owes them nothing. They go out and find what they
need without asking for permission; they're driven, talented, and
work through negatives by focusing on the positives. Mike Zimmerman
A life without purpose is a languid,
drifting thing; Every day we
ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves: This day let me
make a sound beginning, for what we have hitherto done is naught!
Thomas A. Kempis
The sages do not consider that
making no mistakes is a blessing.
They believe, rather, that the great virtue of man lies in his ability to
correct his mistakes and continually make a new man of himself.
Wang Yang-Ming (1472-1529) Chinese Philosopher
It is better to say, "This one thing I do" than to say,
"These forty things I dabble in." Washington Gladden
Federal News Service
Providing Transcripts of Federal News As It Happens
Jokes That Go
Over Like A Lead Balloon
The humane society had an overabundance of
cats,
so they posted a notice: "Laptops Available. Mouse not included.
Grin! It makes "them" wonder!
Could You Pass
The Immigration & Naturalization Test?
Here It Is! Give It A
Try!
Naturalization
Self Test
Good
Service Tip Of The Week
The greatest gift you will ever receive is
the gift of loving and
believing in yourself. Guard this gift with your life. It is the only
thing that will ever truly be yours. Tiffany Loren Rowe
Classics From The Capital City
Nothing will sustain you more potently than
the power to recognize in
your humdrum routine, as perhaps it may be thought, the true poetry
of life. Sir William Osler
Do what you love to do, and do it so
well that those who come to see
you do it will bring others to watch you do it again and again. Mark
Victor Hansen
If a man be gracious to strangers,
it shows that he is a citizen of
the world, and his heart is no island, cut off from other islands,
but a continent that joins them. Sir Francis Bacon
I don't want to get to the end of my
life and find that I just lived
the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well. Diane
Ackerman
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The Writer's Block
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you
gasp for breath. And if
you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time
with them. Unknown
What lies behind us and what lies
before us are tiny matters compared
to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The aim of an argument or discussion
should not be victory, but
progress. Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which
lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles
up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
Washington Irving (1783-1859) American Writer
Fortune
Cookie(s)
Hard things are put in our way, not to stop
us,
but to call out our courage and strength.
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
OVER
HEARD IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS
* Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
* An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
* If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
* The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
* Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else.
Fifty
Cents an Hour
The Builders and Boomtowns of
the Fort Peck Dam
A great Montana book by Helena author/historian
Lois Lonnquist www.FortPeckBoomtowns.com
The
Final Word From Herb Treebranch
A lot of dreams don't come true in
life.
If you can make somebody's dream come true, you should. Jameer
Nelson
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